mantarays are fucking cool theyre just sea blankets childbirth

vinebox:

My typical school day

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

hissingganja:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

weloveshortvideos:

lil grown men

heyfunniest:

OHMYGOD

heyfunniest:

OHMYGOD

why do you hate straight people?
Anonymous

fatwink:

if straight people didn’t exist there would be less people in the world and it’d be a lot easier for me to call in to radio stations and win concert tickets probably. so there’s that

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

stability:

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

inkimyewetrust:

Only acceptable way to ask your girl to prom

inkimyewetrust:

Only acceptable way to ask your girl to prom

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is